Well it is quiet regarding Burnley FC at the moment so we bring you news from the London Bunker in Sloane Square as Scolari gets the chop
Hitler declares war on Russia after belatedly hearing the bad news in the bunker that Chelsea were beaten by Burnley at Stamford Bridge in the Carling Cup
Scolari is now believed to be in hiding after Adolf was told the bad news about Chelsea’s Carling Cup exploits.
WARNING ADULT CONTENT and SWEAR WORDS
I know its a variation on a theme but it’s still funny!